The real meaning..........

L gave me some lovely books and one of them is a book written by Jeremy Clarkson, ‘The World according to Clarkson’.

In one place he mentions that he bought some, night time goggles ( ? ) ‘Made in Russia’ which means it does not work and should actually read ‘made whilst drunk’.

Well, I can also think of a couple of these:-

Made in China should read ‘Avoid at all costs, Absolute Crap, can kill ‘

‘Sale ‘means ‘ He he he he You suckers pay for us to get rid of our junk’

Money back Guarantee means ‘You won’t be able to contact us after purchase’

Conditions will apply means ‘Gotcha! You are not reading the small print’

Fat Free Yogurt = ‘there may be no fat, but lots of starch – You can fool a lot of people a lot of the time’

A Must have = ‘this is exactly how we brainwash you, you idiot’

All our operators are busy = we do not answer telephones; we are having tea, lunch, gone home, asleep on job!

Made in some Asian country and come with instructions = ‘Once you have figured out instructions the guarantee period has run out’

The list does not end here of course..............and I am sure you have a list too!